Me: So how long have you lived in Tampa?
Jeremy: Born and raised!
Me: Awesome, and things are good?
Jeremy: Yep things seem pretty great down here... Florida is really doing alright.
Me: How do you feel things are going in the nation?
Jeremy: Pretty decently.
Me: President Obama?
Jeremy: I think he's doing a stand up job... you know he faces a lot of tough decisions in his...
Me: (interrupting) What are your thoughts on health care?
Jeremy stops speaking and his pupils begin to dilate
Jeremy: AAAARGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! READ THE BILL! READ THE BILL! READ THE BILL! SMASH SMASH SMASH! I ATE A PUPPY LAST NIGHT BECAUSE OF HEALTH CARE! EVIL! EVIL! I'VE KILLED THREE BABIES!!! ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! TERRORISM HAS WON! TERRORISM HAS WON! HEALTH CARE! RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHHHH! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
He throws a chair through a window
Me: What about foreign policy?
Jeremy: Oh it seems to be going well.